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....I have sat for countless examinations in Uniten's MPH (multi-purpose hall). This is the place, as Melissa puts it, "where all the tension and freak-outs when I'm inside you". As far as I can remember, it has always been bloody cold inside the MPH, with the air-cond blasting at maximum power, cold enough to numb all my extremities fingers and left me thinking of nothing else but how to warm my fingers so that they are still usable by the time I left the hall. It doesn't help either that the flourescent spotlights glare down from above, exposing every crater on the skin, and causing flourescent phobia especially among the ladies.
However, yesterday, during my last final exam paper in Uniten, MPH had a power failure! Isn't it ironic, University Tenaga Nasional 'tak ada elektrik'. It was so amusing that I cannot help laughing in the hall.

There are so many memories and incidents that happened during this five years period. So many things that I am going to miss once I leave this place. What I am going to write next might not be understood by those not involved, but it's all about you guys, my friends!

1. A 'Hello!' on an overhead bridge can start a friendship that lasts five years and still counting.
2. Sometimes, chicken chop can be a bit too 'undercooked' at the Suisse Cafe in Uniten.
3. DoReMiFaSo was the ultimate fear of mamak store operators in Serdang from year 2003-2004, thanks to their laughing prowess.
4. Star-gazing is fun, but triple so when done with housemates.
5. If you want a free meal, a game of 'Chor Dai Dee' can easily earn you one.
6. Civil engineering students tend to choose the Hakka Village as birthday celebration venues.
7. When bored, SMS everyone to wear same colour t-shirts to lectures and have a group photoshoot.
8. It is recommended to do (7) at the very last minute.
9. Watching movies together on the PC can be more fun than the cinema, and less expensive.
10. Free-style massage can be mastered through experience.
11. Discussions for semester break trips are highly recommended to be conducted through MSN conversations.
12. A pot of Chinese tea can be used either to kampai or to curse each other.
13. When going for trips, always bring a camera tripod.
14. If (13) is fulfilled, expect at least one hour per destination for photo shoots and reshoots.
15. Mamak sessions should be filled with crappy stories such as the one with an old virgins' house and crazy old men.
16. The ultimate level of mamaking is three sessions in one night.
17. Green tea is good for health, depending on who's the chick one selling it.
18. It is highly fashionable to take photos inside a toilet, especially one in the GBH showroom.
19. Even though a song such as 'Wu Ding' is very nice, it should not be repeatedly sang for five times in RedBox.
20. Sitting for four hours in Sushi King and drinking lots of green tea is good for health.
21. The ideal evening tea is nasi lemak Sg. Besi with green tea and a pack of poker card.

These are some of my fondest recollection of the events that had occured for the past five years, my university life memories. As popularized by Carlsberg, 'the good things in life are shared'. I have shared with you my happy memories with you. Please don't forget them ok, because we have been through them together.

Happy graduation, and happy new-beginning!

-Tribute to my friends, students of University Tenaga Nasional intake June 2001 batch-